Words of Wisdom

When a woman says nothing's wrong that means everything's wrong, and when a woman says everything's wrong that means EVERYTHING's wrong, and when a woman says something's not funny, you better not laugh your ass off!

-- Homer Simpson, Giving Bart some advice about women.

I just love Homer Simpson! He has made a lot of great quotes throughout the years. I like this quote because it is so true!! Sorry ladies, but you know it is true!

I am going to try to post a good quote and/or a joke every day. It wont be by Homer or any of the Simpsons every time, and it may not even be humorous every time. By the way, should anybody be offended by any post on this blog, please don't tell me because I don't care! If you don't like what I post then close your browser and never come back! I am fully entitled to say whatever I want to. Besides, this is really just for fun.

So, I hope you enjoy my blog posts and check back often. Thanks for reading!

My first post!

Thanks for stopping by and reading the very first post in my blog. In this blog, I will write about my thoughts, feelings, ideas, jokes, and you know, the normal crap that people put in their blogs. I really don't have much of a life, but when I get one, I'll post all the details here! lol I have some ideas for blog posts in my head right now. So stay tuned, and check back soon!

Also, coming soon, my friend, John, and I will be making a blog about our favorite football team, the Washington Redskins!